Girls Just Wanna Have Fun.. *wink*..

Wednesday, September 01, 2004

About Time....
We always hear the rules from the female side, this time its from the MALE side!!!

--->Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

--->Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

---> Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

--->Crying is blackmail.

--->Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

--->Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

--->Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

--->A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

--->Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

--->If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

--->If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

--->If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

--->You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

--->Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials

--->Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

--->ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

--->If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

--->If we ask what is wrong and you say nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

--->If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

--->When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really.

--->Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as:- football, the shotgun formation, motor sport, models in underwear adverts, the price of beer, Cabin cruisers.

--->You have enough clothes.

--->You have too many shoes.

--->I am in shape. Round/Straight is a shape.

--->Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

~~Who's the owner?!~~

Name: Shiela Marie
Nicks: sHie, sHieLa, sHieBangs
Natal day: December 03,1986
Age: 17
Course: 2nd yr. tourism student
Address: Wherelse?! Makati City..
Email: pretty_shiela032003@yahoo.com

~~My adores~~

Food: Lasagna, Dinuguan, Chocolates, Junk foods, Giniling, at marami pang iba...
Drinks: Iced tea, Cold Choco, lots of h2O, Chuckie, Mango Juice..
Pastimes: Grab my fone and take a picture, Surf the net, Malling, Matulog sa dorm ni Shaula (haha!), Listen to music, Reads magazines, Pumunta kila Kaye, ~~Tumabay~~(minsan nlang to!)
People: Friendly, Has a sense of humor, Can get along with me (moody kasi ako, sometimes serious!) Funny, Cool,

~~My Detests~~

People: Backfighter, Plastic, Ugly ducklings, Tsismosa, Feelin', Poor hygine, Nonsense kausap!, trying hard..
Animals: Rats --> yucckss!
Food: i dont eat ~~veggies~~! ewan ko nga ba kng bakit, eh its good a nutrition pa naman in our body..