ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he needs.
A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
Name: Shiela Marie
Nicks: sHie, sHieLa, sHieBangs
Natal day: December 03,1986
Age: 17
Course: 2nd yr. tourism student
Address: Wherelse?! Makati City..
Email: pretty_shiela032003@yahoo.com
~~My adores~~
Food: Lasagna, Dinuguan, Chocolates, Junk foods, Giniling, at marami pang iba...
Drinks: Iced tea, Cold Choco, lots of h2O, Chuckie, Mango Juice..
Pastimes: Grab my fone and take a picture, Surf the net, Malling, Matulog sa dorm ni Shaula (haha!), Listen to music, Reads magazines, Pumunta kila Kaye, Tumabay(minsan nlang to!)
People: Friendly, Has a sense of humor, Can get along with me (moody kasi ako, sometimes serious!) Funny, Cool,
~~My Detests~~
People: Backfighter, Plastic, Ugly ducklings, Tsismosa, Feelin', Poor hygine, Nonsense kausap!, trying hard..
Animals: Rats --> yucckss!
Food: i dont eat veggies! ewan ko nga ba kng bakit, eh its good a nutrition pa naman in our body..
~~Music's Playing~~
Artist: Aerosmith
~~My Past Thoughts~~
::-August 2004-::
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Song: I don't wanna miss a thing.
::-September 2004-::
::-October 2004-::
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|Tagboard|
|Dynamicdrive|
|Haloscan|
How i wish i could dance that well too.. =)
~~I love blog hopping to~~
::-kaye's journey of existence-::
::-eLLa kRysEl's style-::
::-ryanville-::
::-ives moonwarden-::
::-deeply trish-::
::-Dustyhawk : Broken Mirror-::
::-kalokohan ni kulokoy-::
::-coLeen's dark angeL-::
::-coLLeen-::
::-...fallen angel...-::
::-rated russ-::
::-mina's charmed life-::
::-jhana's lil blog-::
::-ravenfox renaissance-::
::-ed's thought of nothingness-::
::-greenmangoesOfccigaux-::
::-miles miles away..-::
::-annalee's so called life-::
::-simpledrex-::
::-Julsitos-::
::-superBianca-::
::-gurlieguRl-::
::-thefairycHum-::
::-a e C e E s boyd-::
::-giRLy-giRly jaJey-::
::-veavoochie-::
::-adi.kReiz-::
::-joey's babel machine-::
