Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he needs.
A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
Hayy,, grabe this week! I havent learned anything from school… Can you imagine that we spend half most of our weekdays in school?! This week is one of the boring week coz I havent learned anything,,, For your info. Im not that studious type… Its just when it comes to Travel Geography I wanna learn more and more and more.. From their religion, foods, politics, language, national boundaries, arts, agriculture, economics and even their history.. But this week?! gRr,,,What my fucking professors doing and they didn’t attend our class nor inform us?!
My sched. every Monday starts at 10:30 am and end 6 in the afternoon,,, And Ive only met my Psycho prof., the rest?! They didnt come to see our class,,, Then the following day, we really don’t have a class kasi parang its our rest day from school. Since its our so could rest day, Ive reviewed my lectures in the afternoon coz we have a midterm exam the next day..; Wednesday, due to unstoppable rain classes were suspended. gRr.. I super review pa nman, as in to the highest level.. haha.. Imagine I didnt sleep just to memorize my notes… Then the next day (Thursday) after reviewing I refreshen my self, take a bath, and be ready for school… After I fix my self,,, rain occurs again!
Shit! Im on my school uniform pa nman… I have a feeling that classes were suspended again! Coz theres a so could typhoon daw called Marce gRr!! I really hate rainy days! Why rainy days were so unpredictable?! How I wish next day be a sunny day!
Great! My wish weer granted,,, rain stopped, the sun shines… But still, we dont have class,,, Coz of the general practice of students for the coming of our 100th anniversary of my school… Our school ksi have a entry to the Guinness Book of Record by Sept.19. it could the Human Rainbow which will be held at the Luneta,,, sana nman by Monday, It would be a great week… Im hoping for the following days to be exciting and have a great stuff to learn…
Last Friday for me is such a bad day. Dami nga nangyari eh. Let me start my story.
First, I woke up late, ( I sleep 2 am na ksi!) Coz I thought classes were suspended na naman. (Weather is so unpredictable tlga!) My friend Shaula txted me the day before yesterday that if the rain stops, there would be no classes but there would be a general practise of Human Rainbow at 9 am in the Main Building. As I check my phone to see the time, Its quarter to 8 na. So I immediately take a bath. And I hurriedly fix my self. I didnt take any breakfast na nga eh. But I bought a Chuckie Milk as my breakfast in the Fx. (Chuckie nlang kasi iniinom ko pg late na coh.)
Second, Im sick and tired na of walking ang walking. I arrived late in school. Aliens were scattered in the Main Building (ay! students pla.) I can’t find my friends, Eto pa! 0 balance pa fone ko. My feet really aches na. (Im in my heels kc!) Buti nlng Ive seen my 2 classmates and asked them if they seen my friends.
Third, this is the most badtrip part! We were walking with my friends to buy some
drinks. I heard my fone msg. Alert tone and read Kaye’s msg while walking. Then a sudden “blag” noise was heard. F*ck that was me! I didnt notice that I was walking on the wrong side. Ouch! I can really feel that my forehead really aches. Grade ang sakit! The impact! Shit, napaupo nga ko sa floor eh. (Im wearing pa nman a white pants!) My friends were all shocked And I really cried coz of the pain. My friends were there to comfort me, get me an ice cubes (kc bumukol po sya!), and brought me to the clinic. (bumukol at namula din kc ilong ko!). Good thing na lng my nose were not broken coz the physician said that if ever nabiyak ilong ko, I had to go through operation pa daw! (Grabe ung nrinig ko, buti nlng tlga!) Hey guys, my friends tnx for the care and comfort youve showed unto me. (Ren, Carla, Shaula, Jun). I really appreciated it a lot!
Fourth, were heading to the canteen to eat lunch. And find some place so that we can eat na.. So after we take our lunch, we are all like nhimasmasan sa nangyari, super kwentuhan. And theres 4 feeling pretty girls who came. (Actually isa lng sa apat, lam cguro ng 3 na panget cla, yung isa ngpapaka feeling pretty pa, pro pnget tlga!) And F-Y-I, students in the main building are like “asong ulol” attitudes.. (Sorry for the word used, but its half true!) And that one feeling pretty girl told me to move out of my seat coz Ive done eating my lunch. That she and her friends is not kasya in the vacant seat. For me nman, its like that could she wait?! And be polite to tell namn dba?! So I told her to wait for her turn! Coz Im not pretty done well. So she and her friends waited for us to finish our lunch. But me nad my friends never leaves the place, even we already finish taken our lunch. And we start laughing to the point na nagpaparinig na us! Then one of her friends decided to find another place in the next canteen. But before the feeling pretty girl leaves, she left a hanging word “STUPID” so I shouted back “BITCH” in returned. Coz its obvious naman that Im the one shes referring to.. Then after I find the place where they taken their lunch… Confronted her coz super nanggigil tlga ako! Maybe I lower my level (isa lng nman.) when I confronted her. Buti nga di ko sya ginudgod sa ulam nya eh.
Last Friday, Aug. 27 for me is such a bad day. dba?!
My greatest fear in life is neither death nor not ever finding my ideal man. Rather, it's finding the exact opposite of my ideals, living and falling madly in love with him, and casting all else aside. Some days, it's the scariest thought that keeps me awake in the wee small hours of the morning. Love is an adrenaline rush, an exhilirating roller coaster ride that makes you brave enough to dare and dream. It a wonderful experience to feel it. It brings you happiness, jealousy, sadness, excitement and every other emotion that makes you human and feels alive. Here are my two-cents worth of learnings from loving.
Love has to be tested. As fire purifies gold, trials and difficulties can either strengthen the love you feel or ultimately show you that this love isn't true. It's always easy to love a person when everything between you is calm and okay. However, it is difficult to love someone when you are going through tough times. It's difficult to love a person when the world seems to pull the two of you in different directions. If you are able to rise above the challenges, with your love for each other unwavering, then consider yourself, blessed beyond measure.
Love is defined by balanced exposure. You can't really be sure if love is what you feel if you're always together doing the same things. You'll know it's love if after being away from each other for some time, if after meeting different people and if after pursuing your own passions in life, and you still carry the torch for the same man or woman, that's love. Absence makes the heart grow fonder. Sometimes, you need to give the other person the time and the space to think things through, to finally put the gray areas of your relationship in black and white, to hear his thoughts more clearly, and of course, to miss you.
Love is acceptance. Love is not about "Superman Complex." You don't love a person because you think he needs rescuing. You can't change a person; you can only love that person enough to make him want to be a better man. Love doesn't have to feel like you're settling. It's about feeling like you've just found one of the world's greatest treasures and not wanting to exchange it for anything in the world. Someday, someone funnier, sweeter, richer, more responsible, much more charming, much more beautiful would come along. Unless you find the person you love perfect just the way he is, perfect in his own imperfection, you would never be contented and happy in this relationship.
Love really begins with friendship and familiarity. I used to think that platonic relationships gone romantic, is like putting vinegar in congee. It makes something warm and comfortable, sour. I was foolish in believing that familiarity breed’s contempt. I guess, I know better now. The only way to say that you truly love a person is if you know him and what better way to do it than being friends. It relieves you the pressure of being at your best all the time, of being too perfect, of being too good. No pretenses. Seeing the flaws in a person will help you asses if this is a person you see yourself growing old with, someone you think you could listen to, someone you can respect. If the love of your life is also your best friend, I think it's one of the best evidences that God does exist and looking out for you. So often, he or she has become a source of encouragement and comfort, warm feelings or a good laugh, just at the right moment. Often, talking to that person helps you hear your thoughts better and figure out the answers you need.
Love is not automatic but manual. You need to work it girl! Love is tough and it needs hard work. Love is like a rose. You need to take care of it or else, it dies. You need to decide and love that person even on days when he's absolutely unlovable, on days when he absolutely drives away every drop for sanity in you, and on days when you just want the earth to swallow you alive. I guess, Love is lifetime effort.
After all these learnings, it's difficult to imagine why I'm still loveless. Well, I'm only loveless, not hopeless. Love moves in mysterious ways and I truly believe that a wonderful blessings on his way to find me.
Its another lonely night without you by my side.Another year has come, another night, another year of wishful thinking. No matter how much I deny it, I still get lonely at times. Especially at nights, with saccharine music playing on my quiet room. Its already late and yet Im still wide-awake. I know I need to sleep coz tomorrows another school day. But I cant. Thoughts of you came rushing on my mind. Damn! Ive been longing for you for God knows how long. All my nights have been spent thinking of how, when and where in this world could we possibly meet. Would our first meeting be as magical as fairy tales? Or is it as romantic as movies? What would our story be? Would we be the love-hate kind or would we be the best of friends, slowly finding they falling for one another? How would you look like?
Would you be someone like those basketball players I keep gushing on? Or would you be a singer, singing songs of love for me ? Maybe you’re a college scholar, someone my mother would surely want to be a son-in-law. Perhaps you would be just a simple guy, but with more love than those I had wished to have. But whatever you may be, whoever you are, what would matter is that you would love me, put me on a pedestal and help me be the best that I can be. And I would love you too. Giving you back all the love you would bestow me. Our story would be the best one could ever have, more magical than fairy tales, more romantic than movies. I would treasure you and thank you for being someone worth my long wait. You would be the reason for my being and my inspiration to get through this journey called life. And I will kiss you, tenderly and sweetly. Ill softly whisper my words of thanks to you. For coming to my life just when I need you most. Youll kiss me back and tell me you love me, so much greater that you thought you could ever love. And well pray together . I would thank Him for teaching me to be patient, for making me believe that He has the best plans for us. And you would thank Him too for giving you an angel in the form of a human .
And I would smile; give you this letter I had written some years before I met you . You would think Im crazy. But Id say it is faith that enabled me to write this. It’s my belief that one-day; I too would fall in love. I would love someone and that someone would love me too. And that someone is you. I know I would love you even before I met you. I don’t know when and where I could find you. But in due time, well gonna meet. And all we have to do today is work on our own lives. Someday, in His time, and in our own perfect time, I know I will have you. Someday I will love you. Someday I’m gonna love you. And that someday would be the star of forever. Till our paths cross.
Name: Shiela Marie
Nicks: sHie, sHieLa, sHieBangs
Natal day: December 03,1986
Course: 2nd yr. tourism student
Address: Wherelse?! Makati City..
Food: Lasagna, Dinuguan, Chocolates, Junk foods, Giniling, at marami pang iba...
Drinks: Iced tea, Cold Choco, lots of h2O, Chuckie, Mango Juice..
Pastimes: Grab my fone and take a picture, Surf the net, Malling, Matulog sa dorm ni Shaula (haha!), Listen to music, Reads magazines, Pumunta kila Kaye,
Tumabay(minsan nlang to!)
People: Friendly, Has a sense of humor, Can get along with me (moody kasi ako, sometimes serious!) Funny, Cool,
People: Backfighter, Plastic, Ugly ducklings, Tsismosa, Feelin', Poor hygine, Nonsense kausap!, trying hard..
Animals: Rats --> yucckss!
Food: i dont eat
veggies! ewan ko nga ba kng bakit, eh its good a nutrition pa naman in our body..
~~My Past Thoughts~~
Song: I don't wanna miss a thing.
~~My Past Thoughts~~